Two brothers with the help from friends (including the drummer from Saccharine Trust) combine to make a debut LP with more than a few head scratching moments. While the aforementioned comparison of United Mutation, as well as Void and Die Kreuzen still hold true, there are hints of Butthole Surfers as well. “Philistine” should have people looking past the pettiness of judging a band based on their spiritual beliefs, and embracing the fact that if a couple of Christian brothers can create a truly sick and twisted record like this, then maybe we should all be going to church. (Parts Unknown)